Matt is a doo doo head

Kilian smells of elderberry 

I don't know Sabrina well enough to insult. Are you a data scientist? Artist? Marketing? I mean, those things aren't really connected. I guess art and marketing are, but where does data science come in? And also, what do you see in Kilian? He's nice enough for sure, but did you know he's German? It's a little weird don't ya think? Did you know Matt lives in Long Beach CA? It's not really that long of a beach though. A pretty shitty name when you think about it. It's like in NJ, we have a major highway called the “Parkway”. It's not even a nickname for the traffic (and it gets really jammed up) they just built it and said “what's a good name for this 4-6 lane highway that goes from Cape May to New York City? I got it, Parkway. Then a bunch of people approved it. That means there were likely other suggested names that were somehow worse then Parkway. Anyway fuck you.